Some Glasgow sayings to make you chuckle

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Glasgow sayings & words
and how to speak them

Glasgow sayings old & new that
barge their way into many conversations
and jokes you'll hear on the street...

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The Lowdown

This list is by no means exhaustive and complete. If you've any other Glasgow Patter or Glasgow Banter you want to add, feel free to send them my way in the Contact Form, and I'll add them in as soon as I get round to it.

A huge point to bear in mind when you're trying to learn Glasgow Patter, all the old tenement sayings, is that a lot of the time when you hear Glaswegians speak, you'll hear us put words together to form one-word sentences. For example, whitzatawabootbyraway? (what is that all about, by the way?), so if you want to learn how to understand Glasgow sayings, start listening to your favourite music at double speed and in time you'll catch up!

You'll also note when you hear Glasgow sayings, people talking in the street, that we tend to change i's to u's (flirt to flurt), l's to w's (full up to feww up), th's to r's (the to re), and with words ending in 'air' or 'are' (like stair or fare) we'll change the ending to 'err' (as in sterr or ferr).

Our regular use of the glottal stop in Glasgow sayings also confuses most non-Glaswegians, in other words missing out the 't' in words which contain it, and I can only really describe it by asking you to speak a word like patter, by breaking it into two parts & not pronouncing the t's (so it would sound like pah-ur, and you'd have to say both parts of that very quickly together to get the correct effect).

I'll stop there though because I could go on and on about this - it's like being back in class! Just click back to my page on Glasgow Patter & you'll see a link to a brilliant article that goes into more detail about our dialect, and so without further ado...

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Some descriptions about how you feel or how others look

Patter	Translation
Braw	Great, brilliant
Stoater	Either fantastic (she's a wee stoater so she is), or to stagger (he stoatered up the road)
Ya beauty!	Exclamation of glee or happiness, eg. when your team scores a goal (you can also use "ya dancer!")
Peely Wally	Pale, sickly, average skin tone of Glaswegians (he looks affy peely wally)
Mawkit	Dirty
Crabbit	Bad-tempered, in a bad mood (check oot the crabbit face)
Greetin-faced	To look miserable, disgruntled (also torn face can be used)
Scunnered	Annoyed, weighed down (ah'm pure scunnered so ah um)
Wheesht!	Shut up, be quiet (haud yer wheesht pal!)
Byraway	By the way, normally added at end of sentences where point being made (haw that's ma parkin space byraway)
Awayyego	Away you go, used when you don't believe something (awayyego, that's never your parkin space byraway!)
Lose the rag	Lose my temper (ah'm beginnin tae lose the rag wi you)
Jings Crivvens help ma boab!	Exclamation of distress (Jesus Christ, help me God!)
Ah huvnae a scooby	I really don't know (scooby being short for Scooby Doo, rhyming slang for clue - I don't have a clue)
It's baltic in here	It's very cold in here
Toaty	Small, wee, tiny

Patter	Translation
Gaun yersel	Go on yourself, a motivating comment
Midgie-raker	Someone who raids bins & trash for things people have thrown away
Arrabacka	At the back of, as in ah'll get ye arrabacka six - at some point after 6 o'clock
Cludgie	Toilet, restroom (whaursyercludgieweefulla?), refers to old tenements where the toilet was in the common garden outside your flat!
Wean	Child, pronounced waine, also called bairn
Ra baw's up the slates	The ball is up on the roof, ie. you cannot reach something - an unattainable goal
Tank	Beat, win (we'll tank yous re night)
Steamin	Drunk, also known as blootered or bevvied (unsurprisingly, we've got legions of words related to drink!)
Lads & Lassies	Boys & Girls, Men and Women
Jimmy & Hen	Where you don't know someone's name, men are called Jimmy (or Mac), women are called Hen
Natter	Discussion, as in have a natter, a blether
Canny	Wise, clever (aye, he's a canny lad mind)
Boost	Head off, move away (ah pure boostit oota ther pronto)
Hee Haw	Nothing (that's worth hee haw byraway!)
Maw & Paw	Mum and Dad
Midden	Rubbish tip / bin, also used to describe what state a place is in (yer room's a pure midden - clean it noo afore ah skelp ye!)
Messages	Shopping (I'm awa fur ma messages)
Shoot the craw	Leave in a hurry, also describes drivers who race to beat the red light (look at that numpty shootin the craw)
Laldy / Welly	Put your heart & soul into it, used when you're encouraging someone to try their best (gie it laldy son, gie it some welly)

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So if you've any more Glasgow sayings, phrases or words you'd like me to include here, please send them to me and I'll get them up as quickly as I can. There's not too many here at the moment because I've just not had the time, so any assistance would be much appreciated.

Cheersanawthatbyraway...

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